When I mentioned to Lisa that I was an astrologer, she smiled, as most people do with that adorable and eager What-can-you-tell-me? look in their eyes, and happily said, “I’m a Taurus.”
I hope it makes you laugh a lot, or at least giggle and maybe you'll be inspired to write a review of your own home. I highly recommend it! I found it to be an entertaining writing exercise. What else is there to do anyway?